nelsonstorm:

just about everything in 21 Jump Street is quotable

“Let’s just finger each other’s mouths.”

“You look really old. Were you held back?”

“No. You look super young, were you held forward?”

“I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.”

“Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?”

“You want to beat my dick off?”

“I’ll beat your dick off with both hands, let’s go!”

“Have some fairy dust motherfucker!”